Wednesday, August 25, 2010

One-liners

How long is a piece of string?

My boss is more than a mentor to me - he is my tormentor.

I don't like to repeat gossip, but really, what else can you do with it?

"Mr and Mrs Explorer? Social services. We're here to speak about Dora."

Listen dude, if you wanna learn how to play golf, at least hold the bat right.

If we have the right to bear arms, then don't bears have the right to human arms?

Some of the one-liners I have been reading. I'm too lazy to post pictures this time. But that first line is from a book I'm currently reading now, Who made GOD?, by Edgar Andrews. When I'm done with it I'll post a short review.

Toodles

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